Words are important. People judge us by the words we use.
So there are times when I don't know whether to laugh or to cry when I hear the English language butchered. Of course, my British cousins might say that Americans and Australians butcher "English" every day. Nevertheless, here are a few I hear more often than I would like.
And yes, I am judging people because of the way they talk. I am sure I am judged once in a while.
"Let me axe you something....": Yes, we hear this quite often. Most recently I heard it uttered by a young woman acting as a guide in Arlington National Cemetery when I visited there back around Memorial Day. I was attending the military funeral of a close friend. At the conclusion of the somber, but memorable ceremony, the young lady steps forward and says the following.
"This concludes the ceremony. I would like to axe you" (....and then a pause).... "to be careful as you exit the cemetery as we have had much rain and there are muddy spots."Now, of course, she had my attention at: "I would like to axe you...." My head popped up making sure she didn't have that sharp implement hidden behind her back waiting on me to turn around. I leaned over to a friend who had accompanied me, and asked him if he heard what she said. "Huh?" he replied? Of course at that point I remembered I was on his "wrong" side. Several years working with artillery has rendered my friend the Army veteran with only half a working set of ears.
Another peeve is the word "towards." Only it isn't a word. There is no "s." The word is toward. But that never stopped anyone.
Any why is it that people want to add the suffix "-wise" to so many words. I once arrived at a seminar, and the leader of the program noted to the crowd that he was having difficulty "microphonewise." Jack Lemmon once noted angrily in a movie to jargon-spouting colleagues "And that's the way it crumbles, cookiewise."
The extention "-ized" also gets tacked on where it shouldn't. "Utilize" is an outcase in the land of the peeved. "Incentivize," meaning to provide incentives, is an over-used term that popped into the business lexicon, along with "strategize, conceptualize, finalize, and optimize." Edwin Newman writes in the book,
A Civil Tongue, of the television news anchor who said that a slain deputy sheriff would be "funeralized" the next day.
Sigh.....
Sometimes, people with the pet peeve about language are wrong. Often times errors of split infinitives drive people bonkers. Ending sentences with prepositions, using "couple" or "none" as plural nouns, or beginning sentences with "and" or "but." Something I do frequently. None is a mistake, according to language experts. But many folks who wrongly think so are no less peeved for being wrong. Instead they will say "well it may not be a mistake but I don't like it!"
Now, in fairness, I have misused words. We all do it. I try to be careful. For years I thought there was no such word as "horrific." It is something people have made up, I said. Then I found it in a dictionary. I stood corrected. But I still didn't like it. I also take notice when folks use the word "antidote" when they mean to say "anecdote." When I hear "litterally" and "figuratively" confused, I tend to stop in my figurative tracks and grit my literal teeth.
Others go crazy (myself included) over the overuse of words like "totally" or "you know." As the dad of a teen daughter I sometimes double over trying to keep from laughing, or screaming, at the number of times her friends use both examples in conversation.
One more that drives me crazy is "irregardless." It ranks right up there with "axe." (NOTE: For those readers who raised an eyebrow at the former, the proper word is "regardless.") Another common peeve is the expression "I could care less" rather than "I couldn't care less." Think about it: If you could care less, then you care somewhat. But if you could not care less, then you don't care at all.
The twisting of language goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back. A long time ago in a galaxy far.....er, on continents far, far away, the Latin word "balbus" meant someone who stammered or spoke haltingly. That word passed into Spanish as "bobo" and in turn spawned "booby" or "boob." And just as we mimic incomprehensible language with the words "blah blah," the Greeks made fun of what they considered gibberish with the words "bar-bar." The Greeks were proud of their language, as we all are, and were scornful of those who did not know it. Eventually "bar-bar" came to mean foreign, or savage, and in time transmuted to "barbaros" and the related 'barbarous, barbarism" and "barbarian."
Isn't it both interesting and significant that those words, which mean "uncivilized" can be traced to a lack of fluency.
So between you and I, misutilizing words ranks high....pet-peevewise speaking. I can't hardly think of any footnotes to add, but if I did here is where you would find the astericks.
Blah blah blah....ekcetera ekcetera ekcetera......